Jokes dating dirty

I've collected tons of funny jokes for your entertainment.

On humour site you will find all sorts of short or fat jokes including blonde jokes, dirty jokes, yo mama jokes, adult sex jokes.

For a bit tough audience I also list some dead baby jokes, sick jokes, redneck jokes and bin laden jokes.

And sure I include seasonal christmas jokes and april fools.

Also clean jokes and opposite racist jokes or nigger (black) jokes.

I even have rude yo momma jokes, knock knock jokes, practical jokes about blond women, baby jokes and kids jokes.

This can be done using a pun or other word play such as irony, a logical incompatibility, nonsense, or other means.

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It is in the punch line that the audience becomes aware that the story contains a second, conflicting meaning.

We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! " The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic." Father: "Why? A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber.

His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. " shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!

I have told you before that the customer is always right. "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. " When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. " shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

This one is round and red." Little Johnny's hand shot up, but he was ignored. An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. "Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?

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